Free Monologue:
The 26-Year-Old Bar Mitzvah Boy

Age Range: Must play 26

Gender: Male

Genre: Comedic

Synopsis: When his girlfriend tells him to grow up, a Jewish man decides to have his bar mitzvah again at age 26.

Author: Gabriel Davis

No, no. I'm not here to propose marriage to you again. You said no and I can respect that decision. And I'm still fine with us seeing other people like you suggested. Not here to like, win you back. It's totally cool.

But I've been thinking a lot about what you said that night. That I'm not ready, that I need to grow up, that I'm not a man, and you want a man. I've been thinking about it and I wanted you to know, I think I figured out how to fix that, uh, issue.