Free Monologue:
I Ate the Divorce Papers

Age Range: 30+

Gender: Female

Genre: Comedic

Synopsis: A soon-to-be-divorced woman confronts her soon-to-be ex-husband, named Charles.

Author: Gabriel Davis

I ate them. That's right. I ate the divorce papers, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good... goooood. You probably want me to get serious about our divorce. The thing is, you always called our marriage a joke. So let's use logic here: If A: we never had a serious marriage, then B: we can't have a serious divorce. No. We can't. The whole thing's a farce, Charles - a farce that tastes good with ketchup...